My privacy policy is really quite simple:  Your email, personal information, etc. will NEVER be shared with ANYONE.  Period.  End of discussion.

As far as I’m concerned, spammers, marketers, and 95% of the advertising industry are all useless sleazebags who should be dipped in honey and staked down with rusty railroad spikes onto a hill of red fire ants in the desert on a particularly hot summer afternoon.  Then later in the evening, shortly before our celebratory “waste a spammer” barbecue, their gnawed festering carcasses should be hoisted up a flagpole to flap in the warm summer breeze and serve as a warning to others.

Alright.  Good talk.   My work here is done.  Carry on…